Doctor has decided that since the Percocet is making me super constipated and unhappy, I get a new drug, so he's called it in to the pharmacy...it's called Ultram!
Hopefully this will make things better. In the meantime, I am trying not to strain since everyone says that will pop the stitches, and instead am drinking down cocktails of prune juice and orange juice in the hopes of being able to create a bowel movement.
It's funny that with all my advanced degrees, my one goal in life at this moment is to just have a bowel movement. Well, it's funny but it's not funny.